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Kiss of Cyanide

d1rewolf:

Sometimes I’m perfectly fine with being single and other times it’s like there’s a massive hole in my chest because I’m so lonely

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

whorizonwireless:

you are currently a ‘basic bitch’ please upgrade to ‘premium bitch’ for only 3 payments of $19.95

foodtrucker:

I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

  • Do they still have meetings and stuff?

  • France:

    Anyone heard from America lately?

  • Mexico:

    Same old, same old. They're still sending out children to fight to the death in a reality show.

  • UK:

    Shouldn't we do something about that?

  • China:

    Just leave them, at least they're not annoying us.

dutchster:

These are the little things that make you happy (via)

joincidence-with-a-c:

whyd you only reblog me when youre high