I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
(via tohellwiththememories)
Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.
(via tohellwiththememories)
What am I doing?
what is it called when you hate someone but at the same time want to stick your tongue down their throat
(Source: kimsfairytalewedding, via destiel)
“May I Have This Ed” Part 4
OH MY GOD THIS TOOK SO LONG SHGjfhkh
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS
NAT ENTERED THE PARTY.Nat (c) Acid
( O ) A ( O ) do i see some Nated going on hereeee?????
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
(via yagura-san)
How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.
I smell a fucking challenge
Lets do it Jesse
(via yagura-san)
wHy
hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE
I’m literally in tears right now. This would be so perfect and heartbreaking.
(Source: onginalmaz, via mylifeasateenagedalek)
“if ur ready CUM and get it”
haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP
I’m younger than eighteen and I get the joke. Btw, you’re really only supposed to use numbers instead of spelling out the word after one hundred. Or, to be grammatically correct, 100. You’re eighteen, you should know this.
is this real life
(via pyropeeing)